Quotes for the day 9-1

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
-- Wilson Mizner

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
-- Christopher Hampton

The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.
-- Daniel Webster

I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Thanks Stephen

Warmie

[hey-its-ok]

[size=18]To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
-- Wilson Mizner

haa haa... so was I! so that makes two of us

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Make that three!

[Emotional_77]

makes four of us lol