Ways To Confuse Santa
Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:47 pm
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:48 pm
Ways To Confuse Santa
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
5. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
6. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.
7. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy. Smile" Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa. Sad"
8. While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
9. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
10. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.
Ways To Confuse Santa
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
5. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
6. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.
7. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy. Smile" Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa. Sad"
8. While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
9. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
10. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.
... poor santa ... at least he brings presents ... wonder what warmie has in store for the easter bunny who brings chocolates, aids tooth decay and cost me lots of $$ in dental fees???
