Got to love a good nurse (off color)
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:52 pm
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in 'a private place'.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his 'private place' were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.
Written in large black letters was the sentence: 'Get well soon. From the nurse in theJeep you pulled over last week.'
Warmie
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in 'a private place'.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his 'private place' were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.
Written in large black letters was the sentence: 'Get well soon. From the nurse in theJeep you pulled over last week.'
Warmie