Quotes for the day 7-9

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
-- Steven Wright

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
-- Dudley Moore

>Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
-- George F. Will

There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.
-- Cullen Hightower

Stephen