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Quotes for the day 5-26

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 10:01 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'
-- Ronnie Shakes

All phone calls are obscene.
-- Karen Elizabeth Gordon

I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.
-- Beryl Pfizer

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
-- John Barrymore


Warmie 8)