The Irishman and the priest ...It's a Classic.
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 8:55 pm
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him, for Murphy had never been seen in church in his life.
After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, "Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass, what made you come?"
Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father," "a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really love that hat." "I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn comes to church every Sunday."
"I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church." "So, to be honest about it father, I was going to leave after Communion.... and steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn't steal McGlynn's hat."
"What changed your mind ?"
Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10
Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' you decided you would rather do without your hat than risk burning in Hell, right ?"
Murphy shook his head and said, "No, Father, It was after you talked about
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' that I remembered where I left me hat."
Warmie
After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, "Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass, what made you come?"
Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father," "a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really love that hat." "I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn comes to church every Sunday."
"I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church." "So, to be honest about it father, I was going to leave after Communion.... and steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn't steal McGlynn's hat."
"What changed your mind ?"
Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10
Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' you decided you would rather do without your hat than risk burning in Hell, right ?"
Murphy shook his head and said, "No, Father, It was after you talked about
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' that I remembered where I left me hat."
Warmie
