A Little Humor For Thanksgiving
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:25 am
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:54 pm
A Little Humor For Thanksgiving
Why do turkeys eat so little?
They're always stuffed!
Why was the United Nations worried when a waiter dropped a platter of turkey?
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the break-up of China.
Why were the cranberries red?
They saw the turkey dressing!
What type of key do you use on Thanksgiving?
A tur-key!
What type of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth ROCK!
What was the turkey doing in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
Playing the drumsticks!
Why is turkey a good holiday food?
You can gobble it up!
Why do turkeys go gobble, gobble?
Because they never learned their table manners!
Which side of a turkey are the feathers on?
On the outside!
A Little Humor For Thanksgiving
Why do turkeys eat so little?
They're always stuffed!
Why was the United Nations worried when a waiter dropped a platter of turkey?
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the break-up of China.
Why were the cranberries red?
They saw the turkey dressing!
What type of key do you use on Thanksgiving?
A tur-key!
What type of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth ROCK!
What was the turkey doing in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
Playing the drumsticks!
Why is turkey a good holiday food?
You can gobble it up!
Why do turkeys go gobble, gobble?
Because they never learned their table manners!
Which side of a turkey are the feathers on?
On the outside!