Atlanta Airport
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:18 pm
You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others...
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to and on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to and westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. -Allah is Great." Pause...
Saudi Air : "ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC!
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY? GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS,? PLEASE!"
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be Careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us --
Warmie
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to and on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to and westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. -Allah is Great." Pause...
Saudi Air : "ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC!
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY? GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS,? PLEASE!"
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be Careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us --
Warmie