Texas Midget

[ShadowWlf]

> The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time.
>
> The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
> The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The
> midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining
> table,
> and started to examine him.
>
> The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to
> turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
>
> "Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right
> testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor once
> more,
> and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right
> side...
> then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
>
> The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement
> that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk
> around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
>
> The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and
> discovered his boys were no longer aching.
>
> The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
>
> The midget replied, "Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What
> did you do?"
>
> The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."