Quotes - October 21, 2012

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Thanks Stephen.

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
-- Henny Youngman

The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.
-- Warren Buffett

If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.
-- Joe Martin, Mister Boffo

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
-- Mark Twain, Speech in New York, Nov. 20, 1900