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Pleasing??

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:29 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a control freak.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's manipulation.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're self-centered.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

Warmie 8)

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:09 pm
by Destination
lol talk about double standards yes? :D

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:29 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
((((((((((( Destination ))))))))))))

LOL, shame on us??

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 1:32 am
by Destination
LOL who says girls have to be good ALL the time :O :D

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:04 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
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LOL, your mother?

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:14 pm
by Destination
lol like I ever listened to her? Why would I start now? :P

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:28 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
((((((((((( Destination ))))))))))))))

I use to be that way, now my mother is gone I wish I could go back. She was a jewel in my heart.

Warmie

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:32 am
by Destination
I used to listen to my mother all the time when I was younger. It was only after I got older that I realized all her advice was bad.

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:39 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
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Sorry it was that way for you.

Warmie