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Medicare Coverage

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:47 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Medicare Coverage

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers: 'Hello.'

-'Mrs. Sanders, please.'

-'Speaking.'

-'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which
one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible.'

-'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

-'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's.'

-'That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?' questioned Mrs. Sanders.

-'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.'

-'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'

-'The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.

Warmie 8)

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:40 pm
by Emotional_77
thats horrible, haha

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:16 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
True, but oh so funny!!!!

Warmie 8)