Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How come?
Answer:
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend;
Crashes in a French tunnel;
Driving a German car;
With a Dutch engine;
Driven by a Belgian;
Who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling);
Followed closely by Italian Paparazzi;
On Japanese motorcycles;
Treated by an American doctor;
Using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by an Irishman;
Using Bill Gates's technology;
And you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips;
And a Korean monitor;
Assembled by Bangladeshi workers;
In a Singapore plant;
Transported by Indian lorry-drivers',
Hijacked by Indonesians;
Unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen;
And trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends, is Globalization!
Warmie
