It's not whether you win or lose,but how you place the blame.
You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?
When you work here, you can name your own salary. I named mine "Skinny."
A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.
When blondes have more fun do they know it?
Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park.
Money isn't everything. But it keeps the kids in touch.
If at first you don't succeed, your skydiving is over.
Time's fun when you're having flies.......Kermit the Frog
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.
Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
The more I learn about terrorism, the more I understand the bill collector.
The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population
Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist ".
Warmie
