Walk the line
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:57 am
A police officer pulls over a man who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. The officer goes up to the man's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser tube."
Man: "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
The officer: "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
Man: "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
The officer: "Well, then we need a urine sample."
Man: "I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
The officer: "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
Man: "I can't do that, officer."
The officer: "Why not?"
Man: "Because I'm too drunk to do that."
Warmie
Man: "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
The officer: "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
Man: "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
The officer: "Well, then we need a urine sample."
Man: "I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
The officer: "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
Man: "I can't do that, officer."
The officer: "Why not?"
Man: "Because I'm too drunk to do that."
Warmie