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You know she isn't a good secretary because:

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:47 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
You know she isn't a good secretary because:

She can't get the hang of Post-it Notes.

Your customers come around only during her lunch period; peek around the door and ask, "Is the coast clear?"

When she gets low on typing paper, and you tell her to use copy paper; she takes a blank piece of typing paper, puts it into the copy machine and makes 10 copies.

The Ringling Brothers Clown College announces that she has won a prize for her original make-up.

She staples her thumbs together more frequently than once a week.

She types 60 words per minute in three languages, but English isn't one of them

Warmie 8)