She can't get the hang of Post-it Notes.
Your customers come around only during her lunch period; peek around the door and ask, "Is the coast clear?"
When she gets low on typing paper, and you tell her to use copy paper; she takes a blank piece of typing paper, puts it into the copy machine and makes 10 copies.
The Ringling Brothers Clown College announces that she has won a prize for her original make-up.
She staples her thumbs together more frequently than once a week.
She types 60 words per minute in three languages, but English isn't one of them
Warmie
