The Gift
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:19 pm
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:59 pm
Okay, did you hear the one about the 3 men setting at a bar discussing what they bought their wives for their birthday?
The first one said, "I bought my wife something that goes from zero to 60 in 6 seconds. Yes, thats right, I bought her a nice Porsche."
The second guy said: "I bought my wife something which goes from zero to 100 in 4 seconds"
"That HAS to be a Ferrari - right ?" asked the others.
"Yeah that's right!" he confirmed. I bought my wife a really nice red Ferrari."
The third not to be out done said, "Well, I bought my wife something which goes from zero to 200 IN JUST TWO SECONDS!!"
"WOW!" the other two exclaim, "What is it?"
A Bathroom Scale.
MEN !!
Okay, did you hear the one about the 3 men setting at a bar discussing what they bought their wives for their birthday?
The first one said, "I bought my wife something that goes from zero to 60 in 6 seconds. Yes, thats right, I bought her a nice Porsche."
The second guy said: "I bought my wife something which goes from zero to 100 in 4 seconds"
"That HAS to be a Ferrari - right ?" asked the others.
"Yeah that's right!" he confirmed. I bought my wife a really nice red Ferrari."
The third not to be out done said, "Well, I bought my wife something which goes from zero to 200 IN JUST TWO SECONDS!!"
"WOW!" the other two exclaim, "What is it?"
A Bathroom Scale.
MEN !!