Ole and Lena #5 & #6
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:17 pm
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:44 pm
Lars the bartender asked Ole, "Do ya know da difference between a Norvegian and a canoe?"
"No, I don't," said Ole.
"A canoe will sometimes tip," explained Lars.
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Ole is so cheap that after his airplane landed safely he grumbled, "Vell, dere gose five dollars down da
drain for dat flight insurance!"
Lars the bartender asked Ole, "Do ya know da difference between a Norvegian and a canoe?"
"No, I don't," said Ole.
"A canoe will sometimes tip," explained Lars.
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Ole is so cheap that after his airplane landed safely he grumbled, "Vell, dere gose five dollars down da
drain for dat flight insurance!"