Short and Funny
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:24 am
Short and Funny
I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes."
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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I LOVE THIS NEXT ONE!
My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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Be who you are ..
Say what you feel..
Because those who matter don't mind...
And those who mind don't matter!
~~~~~
Warmie
I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes."
~~~~~
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~
I LOVE THIS NEXT ONE!
My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
~~~~~
Be who you are ..
Say what you feel..
Because those who matter don't mind...
And those who mind don't matter!
~~~~~
Warmie