IF MY BODY WERE A CAR......
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it for a newer model. I have bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting dull, but that is not the worst of it...
My fenders are too wide to be considered stylish. They were once as sleek as a little MG, now they more resemble an older model Buick..
My seat cushions have spit at the seams, my seats are sagging, and Seat Belts..i gave up all belts when Krispy Kremes opened a shop nearby.
Air bags, forget it, the only bags I have are under my eyes, not counting the saddlebags of course.
I have soooo many miles on my odometer. Sure I have been many places and seen many things, but when is the last time an appraiser factored life experiences again depreciation?
My headlights are out of focus and it is harder to see things up close (reckon my arms are shrinking?)
My traction is not as agraceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes hours to reach max speed...haha
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But, here is the worst...almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter...either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires...
