Growing up Catholic and #2 pencils
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:05 am
Growing up Catholic and #2 pencils
The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one.
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in **Catholic School**. Usually she slept through the class.**
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the
universe?"
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend, sitting ehind her, took his pencil and jabbed her
in the back.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the behind.
""Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back
asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that d*mn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in
half!"
The nun fainted...........
Warmie
The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one.
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in **Catholic School**. Usually she slept through the class.**
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the
universe?"
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend, sitting ehind her, took his pencil and jabbed her
in the back.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the behind.
""Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back
asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that d*mn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in
half!"
The nun fainted...........
Warmie