The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt,
when little Jason interrupted, "My Mummy looked back once, while she was driving," he announced triumphantly,
"and she turned into a telephone pole!"
DID NOAH FISH?
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?"
"No," replied David. "How could he, with just two worms?"
HIGHER POWER
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, " We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were
in Bible times. But, there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?" One child blurted out, "Aces!"
Warmie
