Day 1 - My Devoted Owner Gave to Me, A hamster in a plastic ball
Day 2 - My Loving Owner Gave to Me, Two Fuzzy Mousies & a Hamster in a plastic ball
Day 3 - My Considerate Owner Gave to Me, Three Running faucets, 2 Fuzzy Mousies & a Hamster in a Plastic Ball
Day 4 - My Understanding Owner Gave to Me, Four Munchy House Plants, 3 Running Faucets, 2 Fuzzy Mousies & a Hamster in a Plastic Ball
Day 5 - My Non Comprehending Owner Gave to Me, Five Buncey Balls, 4 munchy house plants, 3 running faucets, 2 fuzzy mousies & a hamster in a plastic ball
Day 6 - My Frazzled Owner Gave to Me, Six Feathered Birds, 5 Bouncey Balls, 4 munchy house plants, 3 running faucets, 2 fuzzy mousies & a hamster in a plastic ball
Day 7 - My Frustrated Owner Gave to Me, Seven stolen Q Tips, 6 feathered birds, 5 bouncey balls, 4 munchy house plants, 3 running faucets, 2 fuzzy mousies & a hamster in a plastic ball
Day 8 - My Angry Owner Gave to Me, Eight Peacock Feathers, 7 stolen Q tips, 6 feathered birds, 5 bouncey balls, 4 munchy house plants, 3 running faucets, 2 fuzzy mousies & a hamster in a plastic ball
Day 9 - My Tired Owner Gave to Me, Nine wads of Kleenex, 8 peacock feathers, 7 stolen Q tips, 6 feathered birds, 5 bouncey balls, 4 munchy house plants, 3 running faucets, 2 fuzzy mousies & a hamster in a plastic ball
Day 10 - My Sleepless Owner Gave to Me, Ten ornaments hanging, 9 wads of kleenex, 8 peacock feathers, 7 stolen Q tips, 6 feathered birds, 5 bouncy balls, 4 munchy house plants, 3 running faucets, 2 fuzzy mousies & a hamster in a plastic ball
Day 11 - My Exhausted owner gave to me, Eleven Tarter Pounce Treats, 10 ornaments hanging, 9 wads of kleenex, 8 peacock feathers, 7 stolen Q tips, 6 feathered birds, 5 buncey balls, 4 munchy house plants, 3 running faucets, 2 fuzzy mousies & a hamster in a plastic ball
Day 12 - My Bonkers Owner gave to me, Twelve bags of catnip!! 11 Tarter Pounce Treats, 10 ornaments hanging, 9 wads of kleenex, 8 peacock feathers, 7 stolen Q tips, 6 feathered birds, 5 bouncy balls, 4 munchy house plants, 3 running faucets, 2 fuzzy mousies & a hamster in a plastic ball
Day 13 - My Non comprehending, frazzled, frustrated, angry, tired, sleepless, exhausted, Bonkers owner while muttering to herself -
(1) fell over my catnip;
(2) ate my treats for lunch;
(3) threw out the broken ornaments;
(4) picked up the kleenex;
(5) tore up and tossed the peacock feathers somewhere;
(6) removed the Q tips from under the bed;
(7) locked all but 1 stuffed feather bird in the closet;
(8) took all but 1 bouncy ball to the SPCA;
(9) replanted the house plants, outside,
(10) turned off the running faucets;
(11) gave me 1 fuzzy mousie & locked the others in that bird closet;
(12) turned the hamster loose in the neighbors yard
AND SAID - "Enough Cat, Christmas is Over 'til next year, GO PLAY ELSEWHERE and went to take a Long NAP" I hope she's back to normal soon because I would really like to have those feathers, balls and birds back before next year.
--Mizz Kitty
Warmie
