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An elephant and turtle

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 5:14 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
An elephant and turtle

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.

"What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory" commented the giraffe.

"Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall".

Warmie 8)

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:29 am
by Obayan
turtle recall! lmao! hahahaha! stop! please! LOL!

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:58 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
LOL, think I would be the elephant in most cases.

Warmie

Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:38 pm
by Monty
I almost never can remember a joke.

Going to have to write this one down so I can share it. Have a bunch of goofy friends that I am sure would enjoy it as much.

Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:42 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
(((((((((((((((( Monty ))))))))))))))))

Copy and paste over to an email and send away. Making people smile or even laugh is so good. Thank you for sharing with your friends.

Warmie