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Some new and improved sayings for the front door mat. A must for all.

Come back with a warrant!

Our dog is not a bitter, he is a humper.

Nice underwear.

I will not be a doormat, I will not be a doormat, I will not be a doormat,oh well, just walk all over me.

GO AWAY! (Come back with wine.)

I'm really glad to see you . (But then I lie like a mat.)

Beer gets you in the door.

KEYS (check) WALLET (check) PHONE (check)

We love our vacuum, we found God, we gave at the office. Thanks.

"Please stay on the mat! Your visit is very important to us. Your knock will be answered in the order in which it was received."

Oh S**t! Not YOU again!

Warmie

ours does actually say Oh no, not you again!

(((((((((((((( Lisalou ))))))))))))))

LOL, lucky you! Wish they sold those mats around here. I would get different ones for all my doors.

Warmie

I live in the heart of tornado alley. My hubby bought a doormat that said "go away!" when we got our first home. Never once got hit by any tornado or high winds. We held onto that mat for years. The first year that passed after it was stolen off our porch, we got hit with winds strong enough to take the siding off our house and part of the roof. I WANT MY MAT BACK!



My daughter currently has a doormat with a picture of garfield the cat on it. It says "hello, welcome to my room, now go away"

(((((((((( Obayan )))))))))))))))

Rats, sorry that happened.

You know my door mat would be censored in most countries? Right?