For those who know seniors
For those who will be seniors ... a senior moment
''Where is my Sunday paper?'' The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded.
''Ma'am'', said the newspaper employee, ''today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered untill tomorrow, on Sunday''.
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone followed by a ray of recognition and she was heard to mutter,"Well, shit ... so that's why no one was at church today".
Warmie
