HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK'
- She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.'
2. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE'
- She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
3. She does not 'NAG' you
- She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT'
- He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2.He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME'
- He ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
3 It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants
- It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE.'
Warmie
