A. He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog.
Q. What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?
A. Wipe him off, apologize and RUN!
Q. Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A. Because it was dead.
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No-Eye Deer. (sound like No Idea)
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still no eye deer.
Q. Did you hear that Fed Ex and UPS are going to merge?
A. Yeah. They're going to call it FED UP!
Q. What do your boss and a slinky have in common?
A. They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
Warmie
