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My doctor is wonderful. Once, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the x-rays.
-Joey Bishop

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
-Ronald Reagan

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor

If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel.
-Will Kommen

Insanity doesn't run in my family. It gallops.
-Cary Grant

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