A: By folding it in half.
2. Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money.
"I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it."
"I've spent my last buck," said the deer.
"Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
3. Son:Dad, would you like to save some money?
Dad:I certainly would, son. Any suggestions?
Son: Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.
4. Citizen A:I hate paying my income tax.
Citizen B: You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?
Citizen A: I'd like to but they insist on money!
5. The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.
Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt.
Harry: That's what I'm afraid of!
6. Man:Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy?
Woman: No! Tell me about it.
Man: It smells of $50 dollar bills.
Warmie
