Quotes for the day 11-13

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
-- Bert Leston Taylor, The So-Called Human Race (1922)

The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'
-- Roy Blount Jr.

I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.
-- Beryl Pfizer

You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Thanks Stephen

Warmie