*WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS *
Luigi and Salvatore are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Salvatore grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Luigi whips out his mobile phone and calls 000.
He gasps to the operator, "I think Salvatore is dead. What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard.
Luigi's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?
