Got my computer.. And took my prozac..
Gona to be a good day!!
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I don't exercise cause it makes my coffee spill..
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Women who think about remarrying should just throw some mens underwear on the floor and shove all the blankets to the other side of the bed instead.
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A female president would only be a good idea if you wanted the country ran right for some reason.
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Why would you want to marry your first husband again? It's like finding sour milk, putting it in the trash for a couple of days. And then wondering, "Gee, I wonder if it would taste better now!"
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Do you realize in about 40 years, we'll have OLD LADIES running around with tattoos and .....RAP MUSIC with be the GOLDEN OLDIES!
(now that's scary!)
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AND REMEMBER
Good friends are like stars'
You don't always see them....
But they are always there.
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Blessed are the 'crackered', for they are the ones who let the light in!
Warmie
