Quotes: 15th September 2008

[Stephen]

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
-- Sir William Osler, Aphorisms from his Bedside Teachings (1961) p. 105

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
-- Henny Youngman

I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.
-- Bruce Grocott

If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.
-- G. K. Chesterton

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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
-- Henny Youngman

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