RETIREMENT

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RETIREMENT

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:29 pm

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said 'Obama in '08.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important for my health.

Warmie 8)

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Postby Emotional_77 » Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:24 pm

hahaha lol liked that one Jeanie


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