Has anyone anything to add?

[Stephen]

I don't know if anyone's reading the quotes I'm putting in. I'm just posting them to try and help things tick over in Jeanie's section of the forums, whilst she's recovering.

If anyone has anything they'd like to add, then please do feel free to help keep this section of the forums alive. I'm sure Jeanie would like to read anything you submit here when she gets back to her computer

Stephen

[Emotional_77]

Hi stephen! (((((((Stephen)))))))))

[shmuel]

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better. ~Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh, 1903

If you're going through hell, keep going. ~Winston Churchill

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of laxatives - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. ~Pearl Williams

"Everyday is a gift, thats why they call it the present."

Missing ya Jeanie

[Stephen]

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better. ~Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh, 1903

By chance, that's one of my favourite books. It's worth a read...

Any posts along the lines of the ones Jeanie posts are very welcome. I'm sure the quotes I keep putting in aren't that interesting to many people.

Take care. Get better soon Jeanie!

Stephen

[shmuel]

New cheese factory.
Did you hear about the new facility Kraft Foods is building in Israel?
It’s called "Cheeses of Nazareth".

The car driver
Cyril was driving down Hendon Road when he gets pulled over by a policeman.
Walking up to Cyril's car, the policeman says, "I've come to tell you that your wife fell out your car some 2 miles back."
Cyril replies, "Thank goodness, I thought I'd gone deaf."

The schmuck
Sadie tells Maurice, "You’re a schmuck! You always were a schmuck and you always will be a schmuck! You look, act and dress like a schmuck! You’ll be a schmuck until the day you die! And if they ran a world-wide competition for schmucks, you would be the world’s second biggest schmuck!"
"Why only second place?" Maurice asks.
"Because you’re a schmuck!" Sadie screams.

Millie accompanied her husband Maurice to the doctor's office.
After he had given Maurice a full checkup, the doctor called Millie into his office, alone. He said, "Maurice is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.
Each morning, wake him up gently with a long and passionate kiss, then fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times and make sure he is always in a good mood. Cook him only his favourite meals, lunch and dinner and allow him to fully relax after each. Don't burden him with any chores and don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. Don’t argue with him, even if he criticises you or makes fun of you. Let him be as arrogant as he wants to be. Try to relax him in the evening by wearing see-through lingerie. Give him plenty of ‘full relief’ body massages. Encourage him to watch all the sport he can on the TV, even if it means missing your favourite programs. And most importantly, make full and passionate love with Maurice every evening after dinner and satisfy his every whim.
If you can do all of this, every day, for the next 6 months, I think Maurice will regain his health completely."
On the way home, Maurice asks Millie: "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.