Quotes for the day 7-7

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
-- Mae West, Klondike Annie (1936 film)

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
-- Errol Flynn

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
-- Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

A joke's a very serious thing.
-- Charles Churchill, "The Ghost", 1762

Stephen