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Rubber Gloves

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:02 pm

The next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a company in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

The old lady didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' the dentist thought.

But about five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, the old lady burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' the dentist asked.

>I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always Working!

Warmie 8)

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