My private part died (slightly off color)

[ShadowWlf]

MY PRIVATE PART DIED

An old man, Kurt, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Kurt.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Kurt. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Kurt was walking down the hall wit h his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. Kurt,' sh e said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back insi de your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Kurt. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

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'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'



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