if I break into your house-post from a newspaper writein art

[ShadowWlf]

this one may bee too much and apologize, but unfortunately true

IF I BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE
>
> Let's say I break into your
> house
> A lady wrote the best letter in the
> Editorials in ages!!! It explains things
> better than all the baloney you hear on TV.
> Her point:
> Recently large demonstrations have taken place
> across the country protesting the fact that Congress
> is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.
> Certain people are angry that
> the US might protect its own
> borders, might make it harder
> to sneak into this country and,
> once here, to stay indefinitely.
> Let me see if I correctly understand
> the thinking behind these protests.
> Let's say I break into your house.
> Let's say that when you discover
> me in your house, you insist that I leave.
> But I say, "No! I like it here.
> It's better than my house. I've made all
> the beds and washed the
> dishes and did the laundry
> and swept the floors. I've
> done all the things you don't
> like to do. I'm hard-working
> and honest
> (except for when I broke into your house) .
> According to the protesters:
> You are Required to let me stay in your house
> You are Required to feed me
> You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan
> You are Required to Educate my kids
> You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family
> (my husband will do all of your yard work because he is also
> hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part).
> If you try to call the police or force me out,
> I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that
> proclaim my RIGHT to be there.
> It's only fair, after all, because you have
> a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm
> a hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did
> break into your house
> And what a deal it is for me!!!
> I live in your house, contributing only a
> fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about
> it without being accused of cold,
> uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and
> bigoted behavior.
> Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you learn
> MY LANGUAGE!!! so you can communicate with me.
> Why can't people see how ridiculous
> this is?! Only in America .
> If you agree, pass it on ( in English ).
> Share it if you see the value of it.
> If not blow it off.........along with your future Social Security funds,
> and a lot of other things.
>