"Actual Bumper Stickers"
I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
Learn From Your Parents Mistake, Use Birth Control.
We Have Enough Youth, How About A Fountain Of Smart.
He Who Laughs Last, Thinks Slowest.
Never Get Into A fight With An Ugly Person, They Have Nothing To Lose.
Born Free - Taxed To Death.
Laugh Alone And The World Thinks You're An Idiot.
I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushing My Luck.
Sometimes I Wake Up Grumpy, Sometimes I Let Him Sleep.
Work Is For People Who Don't Know How To Fish.
When You Do A Good Deed Get A Receipt Just In Case Heaven Is Like The IRS.
I Took An IQ Test And The Results Were Negative.
Where There's A Will I Want To Be In It.
It's Lonely At The Top But You Eat Better.
Warning~~~ Dates On A Calendar Are Closer Than They Appear.
--- Consciousness ---That Annoying Time Between Naps.
"I Souport Publik Edekashun".
Be Nice To Your Kids, They'll Choose Your Nursing Home.
There Are Three Kinds Of People, Those Who Can Count And Those Who Can't.
Why Is "Abbreviation" Such A Long Word?
Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?
Caution: I Drive Like You Do!
