The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The Iowan is suitably impressed, and buys it.
The next day he brings it back and says, "This chainsaw is defective. It would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAMN DAY!"
The salesman takes the chain saw, starts it up to see what's wrong, and the Iowan says, "What's that noise?"
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