I'm in shape. Isn’t round a shape?
I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm NO quitter!
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!
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Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance.
Money talks, but all mine EVER says is GOODBYE!
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
Yes… You’re right. The early bird does get the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese!
The trouble with being punctual is that no body's there to appreciate it. ~Franklin P. Jones
There can't be another crisis this week, my schedule is completely full.
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A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
~Gracie Allen
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Warmie
