Q. Why does a blonde throw water on her computer?
A. To surf the NET.
Q. How do you recognize a blond at the airport?
A. She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes.
Q. Why does a blond have a see-through lunchbox?
A. So she knows if she's coming or going to school.
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A blonde got a job at the highway department to paint the yellow line down the middle of the road. The first two days
everything went well but after three days the blonde seemed to be really slowing down and so the foreman called her
in to complain.
"The first day you did great, you were able to paint that yellow line for three miles. The second day was pretty good,
you painted the line for two miles. But today you have only painted one mile of line, so I guess I'm going to have to
fire you!"
As he left the office, the blonde looked back with a tear in her eye and said: "It's not my fault. Each day I got farther
away from the paint bucket."
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A man, returning home from work, from his wife painting the kitchen walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice
denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats".
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Warmie
