Signs Found In Kitchens
Kitchen Closed - This Cook Has Had It!
Martha Stewart Doesn't Live Here!
I'm Creative; You Can't Expect Me To To Be Neat Too!
Ring Bell for Maid Service - If No Answer Do It Yourself!
I Clean House Every Other Day - Today Is The OTHER Day!
If You Write In The Dust, PLEASE Don't Date It!
I Would Cook Dinner But I Can't Find The Can Opener!
A Clean Kitchen Is The Sign Of A Wasted Life!
I Came, I Saw, I Decided To Order Take Out!
A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen, And This Kitchen Is Delirious.
My Next House Will Have No Kitchen - Just Vending Machines!
