BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE -- ty so much Jes

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BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE -- ty so much Jes

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu May 14, 2009 4:59 pm

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ." he said with a deep sigh, .. . .. . ...

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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

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Postby georgiapeach » Thu May 14, 2009 11:46 pm

lmao thanks jes and jeanie!!!
((((((((((((((((( jeanie, Jes ))))))))))))))))))))))) <3 ya both!

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri May 15, 2009 3:41 pm

((((((((((((( Peachy )))))))))))))))))

Just stay away from the corn flakes, k???

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Postby georgiapeach » Fri May 15, 2009 6:39 pm

lol will do promise!!

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri May 15, 2009 6:44 pm

deal :wink:

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Postby Jes » Fri May 15, 2009 11:04 pm

Figured you would like that - lol. TY for the email btw :p

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sat May 16, 2009 11:23 am

(((((((((((((((( Jes ))))))))))))))) sure did, and ty

Also, YW for that email LOL


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