Fills the oven gloves with dog biscuits, puts the dog biscuits in the dog water, gets my shampoo out the bathroom cupboard and squeezes it out on the floor then smears it on every surface she can, brings in sand from her sandpit outside, puts my lipstick down the toilet or draws on the dog with it then smears it all over her face so it looks like she's eaten the dog for dinner, sings baby shark song in bed when I'm trying to get her to sleep. Kids!

I got woken up at 6am this morning by the baby shark song and she didn't let up

