cursed wishes

[emily67]

the way this game works, is that someone makes a wish and then the next person curses it and makes a new one

example:

poster 1- i wish i had free access to disneyland

poster 2: granted, but all the rides are closed for refurbishment. i wish i had a mcdonalds next to my house

poster 3: okay, you have a mcdonalds- but it only opens once a year. i wish i had all the money in the world

etc etc etc

you get my drift

with that in mind, i'll start with my first wish:

i wish my internet was as fast as nasa