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Work this out.

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:22 am
by Proudy
A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. In the evening, he gets into the elevator, and, if there is someone else in the elevator - or if it was raining that day - he goes back to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the seventh floor and walks up three flights of stairs to his apartment.

Why?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:46 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Is this a short joke? You know I am short, LOL.

The man is a midget. He can't reach the upper elevator buttons, but he can ask people to push them for him. He can also push them with his umbrella.

Warmie 8)

((((((((((((Proudy)))))))))))) that you for the laughter!

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:53 pm
by Proudy
sorry jeanie :P yes hes a midget lol :D


a man was walking across a desert and when he looked behind him there were no foot prints in the sand, it was perfectly flat and undisturbed. It wasn't windy or raining, it was a calm day.

How is it that he wasn't leaving foot prints behind?

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:26 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Ok, he had to be blind.........not to "see"

or

He was looking up for the "da plane, da plane"......

God me and my reasoning, LOL

xxxooo

Warmie 8)

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:04 pm
by Proudy
lol he wasnt blind :P and he wasnt looking for a plane hehe :D

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:31 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
last guess.............he was looking back, but not down.

xxxooo

Warmie 8)

What am i?

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:35 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
You can see nothing else

When you look in my face

I will look you in the eye

And I will never lie.


Warmie 8)

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:52 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Mirror!!!!!!!

Warmie 8)

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 12:48 pm
by Domenico
Proudy wrote:a man was walking across a desert and when he looked behind him there were no foot prints in the sand, it was perfectly flat and undisturbed. It wasn't windy or raining, it was a calm day.

How is it that he wasn't leaving foot prints behind?


I think he was walking reversely (I mean he was walking to his behind) and when he look behind he supposed to see no foot prints as he didn't walked on there yet.

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 3:29 pm
by 100footpole
Domenico,

That was my thought too.

To give a reason you could say that the time of day was in the afternoon/evening so the man didn't want to be looking into the sun.

Best chance for survival in the desert is to sleep in the shade and walk at night ... You will be dehydrated no matter what you do, but you lose less water at night.

I like your Avatar ... a dual latte jet.

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:26 pm
by SkaterDrew
Proudy wrote:a man was walking across a desert and when he looked behind him there were no foot prints in the sand, it was perfectly flat and undisturbed. It wasn't windy or raining, it was a calm day.

How is it that he wasn't leaving foot prints behind?

I think he's a ghost that's why no foot prints. :lol:

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Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 1:20 am
by Thomasd47
Proudy wrote:sorry jeanie :P yes hes a midget lol :D


a man was walking across a desert and when he looked behind him there were no foot prints in the sand rachat de credit immobilier, it was perfectly flat and undisturbed. It wasn't windy or raining, it was a calm day.

How is it that he wasn't leaving foot prints behind?

Maybe the man in question did not know he was floating at that moment.

Re: Re:

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:32 am
by MICKA88
Thomasd47 wrote:
Proudy wrote:sorry jeanie :P yes hes a midget lol :D


a man was walking across a desert and when librairie musulmane he looked behind him there were no foot prints in the sand qabail jilbab , it was perfectly flat and undisturbed. It wasn't windy or raining, it was a calm day. savon noir

How is it that he wasn't leaving foot prints behind?

Maybe the man in question did not know he was floating at that moment.